Where I am I? What is this place?
Schwartzster is the personal site of one Benjamin Schwartz. This dubious honor was previously held by thisisthelongestdomainnamethereisanditssixtysevencharacterslong.com and biggestpaininthebutt.com before that. Before you ask, I am aware of the movie Space Balls. Yes, it was very funny when Yogurt said "May the Schwartz be with you." Yep, that is my last name. Uh huh, classic.

I have a degree in Human Factors Engineering  from Tufts University, a very prestigious (read: expensive) school in the suburbs of Boston.

Okay, so what is there to do here?
Well, I'm glad you asked. The site has no real organizational strategy at the moment, bu

Yeah, I could tell
Do you want to see the content or not?

Oh, alright
Cool. Here's what I got:

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Duck photo by Brian Talbot and File Cabinet photo by Nick P., all used under licence.
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